FOOM
THEMES
is this thing on?

definitionofyourmom:

Me watching football:
Did they just score a hoop?
Yeah throw that puck.
I love golf.
World cup 2k14

hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

oh my god i was looking everywhere for this the other day and i couldn’t find it anywhere so glad it came back

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort